Fastest Thing!

This has been circulating on the internet. Our Pastor even used this as part of his humor last Sunday. The person who wrote this is not only amusing. He's also brilliant! And, if Eleuterio is real & a true-blooded Filipino, wow! Now, we can claim, we're not just happy people. We're also quick-witted! Hahaha!

Cherish the laugh!

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The HR Manager at CISCO was given the task of hiring an individual tofill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. .. An American, a Russian, anAustralian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"Acknowledging Dave, the American on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.""That's very good!" replied the interviewer. And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian. "Hmm.... let mesee. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed."He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply. Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man."It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, " Apterherring da 3 frevyos ansers sirrr, et's obyus to me dat the fastestthang known is " DIARRHEA "

WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "O I can expleynserrr ." said Eleuterio . " YOU SEE SERR, DA other day I wasn'tPeeeling so good and I run soo fast to the CR, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, sus ginoo, I already had a big shyet in my pants. Eleuterio is now the new "Senior Lead Engineer" at CISCO